A programming book for toddlers

… no, really.

Hello Everyone! My husband, Michael and I have created a programming book for babies and toddlers titled “<Baby></HTML>”. Michael is a Software Engineer and this book was born of the desire we had to teach our own children how to program. Our children are both very young, Noah is 3 and Gabriella is 1. However, our motto is that a child will only learn what they are exposed to. Its common knowledge that children are quite capable of learning everything about the world around them. So why wait to expose them to subjects that may seem a little more advanced? Why not let them get their feet wet while their minds are soaking in everything? Our goal with this book is not necessarily to teach babies or toddlers how to program, but to get them used to the sight of it. I myself am beginning to learn programming basics and to be quite honest, the first time I saw a page of code, it was quite intimidating. To get our children used to seeing code at an early age may make it less daunting or scary for them to learn later on. We also love to bond with our children over things that we, as adults, truly enjoy. Its much more fun and interesting to read to our kids about subjects that we are interested in and passionate about, as opposed to just another book about animals or bedtime! (Although don’t get me wrong, I do love bedtime!) Our hope for this project is to get this book into tiny hands and to potentially help a new generation of little learners find an interest in a subject that may one day be a critical skill to have.

Link (Kickstarter)

Tipeka’s Photographer INC.

This guy wants us to give him $9000 for a new camera. Impressively enough, his kickstarter video consists entirely of a 10 second random clip of a random (sports?) event where someone claps. It doesn’t even show any of his photos.

My (Tipeka) goal of 7,000 is a modest amount considering our entire labor, but this money will be devoted only to the purchase of an Canon 5D Mark III camera set-up… basically everything I (Tipeka) can possibly get that may be of use with this equipment, I (Tipeka) am planning the following several project from Editorial, sports and glamour photographer. Decide if I (Tipeka) want to photograph kids, marriages, families, babies, architecture or some other topic. I (Tipeka) might even branch into being a photojournalist for a publication.

Link (Kickstarter)

Like PSY but “better”

“PSY was Korean. I’m Korean. He was fat. I’m fat. He could sing. I can sing. I will therefore become famous.” seems to be the reasoning.

I will provide the world (you) with the CRAZIEST, ILLEST, REALEST, AMAZING, OUT OF THE ORDINARY, TIGHT, SKILLED, LYRICAL MIRACLE, crazy stuff for you to hear in this millennium. You will NEVER find a guy like me in the music business so give me a shot.

The songs you are about to hear are kind of old, and it’s not alike with the newest trends, but my ability and talent to adhere to the industry now will allow me to make the latest and greatest music. So give me a shot. Mind you the songs you are about to hear about 5 years old. So now I must be REALLY AMAZING.

Link (Kickstarter)

Sigh….

and we have another one who wants us to pay for his gaming computer.

I want to build a gaming PC for my Youtube channel Sullypai Gaming. As of now I’m playing games off of my laptop which cannot be unplugged so I can’t really move places and I can’t play the games my community wants me to play. I would love to play every game for my channel and build an awesome community around this new channel.

I’m sure you would.

Link (Kickstarter)

Yet another one…

… who wants people to just give him money for a new computer because reasons.

I am passionate about computers, gaming, YouTube, Photoshop, and more. Unfortunately I don’t have a computer that supports the software I need to continue to learn and grow. With your support and donation, I will buy a new computer, software, and other items needed to help me continue learning graphic arts, computer programming, and ultimately entertaining others with my digital creations!

How about: no.

Link (Kickstarter)

Oh just fuck off already…

Selfie is a new creative Social Network with the Safest environment for sharing your pictures and messaging

We asked users about social and messaging applications, what they liked, what they didn’t like and if there is anything they like to change or add to them. We listened to user feedback and now we are introducing “SELFIE”. an all new social and messaging application.

We have more than enough of both “social networks” and self-obsessed idiots posting pictures of themselves on the internet, so would you please do us all a favor and fuck off?

Link (Kickstarter)