Category: Brilliance from kickstarter

What Can swivelCard Do?

We patented a system for turning regular paper into a USB drive. Now we’ve included this technology in a business card. When you own swivelCard, you own the premium business card on the market.

• Paper comes alive with embedded USB technology. Imagine giving your business card with pictures, videos, presentations, and websites for the recipient to interact with!

• Analytics through a back-end software interface will allow you to access helpful information about your cards and how they are being used.

• You can edit the destination you’ve selected remotely. Remote access to your swivelCard gives you many opportunities to continue interacting with the card’s recipient. With the back-end interface you’ll be able to log in to your account and remotely make changes to the destination. Plus, this can be done individually for each specific card. Want that potential client to go to a list of testimonials instead of your standard video greeting? You can make that change on the fly after they’ve left with the card!

This sounds like a massive security hole waiting to happen, and I don’t see how clients would think this is remotely okay.

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Lets see, they have legal counsel, business and project managers, but no actual developers or manufacturers.

I would say that is starting in the complete opposite end if you actually care about bringing a product to market.

From the video “We’re amazed no-one has thought of this”, well they have.

If you watch the video, you see that they don’t really have a product, but they hope to have one some day.

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No.

I draw food for you for money and everybody happy, no?

I want to draw food for people because i liek

When challenge i break pen and not fun because i paint on paint and i have to draw on paint and it cost money

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Yes, I’ve always thought I should need some military grade recon when I go on vacation. Or not.

International travel can be dangerous but it doesn’t have to be scary. Existing planning resources are tourism industry biased, overly general, impractical, or unaffordable. Planning also takes time. Using the latest technologies in data acquisition, analytics, and geographic information systems, Travel Recon offers web based security information services and tools that millions of consumer travelers need to plan and enjoy their foreign destination without incident. Importantly, these services are provided by Veterans who understand security and are filling a useful role in society. Using the latest data technology and practical analysis, we can deliver these services to travelers at a low cost. Let the experts do the hard work for you.

 

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PORTABLE INFINITE ENERGY FOR EVERYONE

Growing up, I have always realized that every house is about the same as far as structure, circuital, and framed. I always wondered, does every house need to be identically built? does every house have to follow the same steps as the one before? why can’t there be a house you can take with you that doesn’t pollute? These questions have all caused me to look into an alternative means of energy, one that you can take anywhere in the world and one that will always shine the light for your way home.

Initially, there may be some skepticism as to my device being considered a battery, however, what i will attempt to present to individuals is that this energy is everlasting.

Everlasting energy is impossible, unless you’ve found a way to break physics.

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Or perhaps, (it’s crazy, I know) you could try to actually watch your kids? Instead of tying them up to a pole like dogs?

Parents need to know they have a safety device that will help to keep their children safe while they are at the beach. The new safety device that I invented is called The Beach Babysitter. I am raising funds for The Beach Babysitter in order for me to get one of my first ideas in the marketplace. I did a walk survey at the beach and I got ratings from 1 to 10 from 124 people and most all my ratings were 10’s. Then I took my idea to WalMart to try to market it myself, and they took me into a back room, where I talked to a couple of the managers. They liked the idea after I showed them what it looked like, and after I described the purpose of it to them.

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I will call your phone number and make monkey noises that sound like “eeee eee eeeeeee EEEEEE!”.

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She wants us to pay for her to replace her personalized license plate…

I need to change my personalized license plate. Some get the wrong impression. I thought pokemon while others think female part deluxe.

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You might want to find yourself a spell checker… Just saying.

Heee I make music You listen to music To make these tracks, I need money (recording+mixing+mastering) You want to spend money on music

We are uneducated kids with instruments and bad drawingskills

No kidding.

Making music is not really a challenge it’s the other bullshit around it… Like pirated software (this is really f#cking sh@t up for software developers) …. Bad recording equiptment…. Family members flushing the toilet and the walls of this house just letting the sound through on your recordings… A land lord, EVICTION… No money more problem…. Bills Bills and more bills…. Oooh yeah I might also get arrested, but don’t worry, it will just take 2 months more before everything is finished… but what’s new? your life is a joke and others laughs about it

Yeah…. No.

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This guy wants us to give him a million dollars, so he can be a millionaire.

s it possible to get 1,000,000 people, to donate just $1, in only 30 days? Let’s just see how close we get! 🙂

I am basically doing an experiment to see if it is possible to become a millionaire in 30 days, simply due to the generosity and good nature of complete strangers. Is it possible to get 1,000,000 people to donate just $1? I can’t wait to see how close we get, or how short we fall. Either way, it will be a fun 30 days. 😉

He could at least have made up a sob story so we would have a reason.

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