Category: Brilliance from kickstarter

This guy wants us to pay him to bother birds.

I’m going to spread cracker crumbs all over the beach, wait till a lot of birds show up, then film running through them in a speedo.

I will lure several birds along the sands of Newport Beach, then proceed to run through them in a speedo.

I’d like to travel to multiple places with lots and lots of birds. Local or far, and proceed to run through them, whilst recording an artful film, “Running Through Birds.”

I’m willing run through birds anywhere, in a speedo. If you fund the way, you pick the place.

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I want to produce the first-ever all-pug production of “Hamlet.” As you can imagine, this will require finding very talented pugs.

For years I’ve dreamed of mounting one of Shakespeare’s most glorious works with nature’s most glorious creation: The Pug.

This will be the first-ever (that I’m aware of) all-pug production of “Hamlet.” The actors will be pugs–even Gertrude.

It will be an amazing theatrical event. Please help us bring it to life.

Link (Kickstarter)

This is… interesting. Not good or anything, but still. Also, wtf?

I plan on making a delicious cake for all who decide to fund my project of making a delicious cake. Bon appétit!

I just woke up this morning and decided that I would love to provide you all with a lovely delicious cake. Yummy!

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Someone wants $80,000 to check whether or not they should actually do the project or not.
The $80,000 doesn’t include making the product. They want more money for that part.

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I love bacon, but I would rather go out and buy me some instead of paying someone else to eat it…. This guy wants money to buy himself bacon.

I need bacon.

I need bacon, and I need money to go to the store and buy bacon.

The money will be spent on gas, and bacon.

If we make enough money, I’ll buy more bacon.

Link (Kickstarter)

Proprietary software, like it’s a good thing…

Also, the last thing we need is more surveillance. Schools should not ever deal with what happens during the students free time.

LifeRaft is a leading edge, innovative proprietary software to help prevent cyberbullying in schools & law enforcement with crime.

LifeRaft is a software solution we are building and the team is based out of Halifax, Nova Scotia Canada. The software will monitor all of the social media platforms to determine potential threats to individuals and others. The solution will be positioned as the leading tool to be used by schools (7-12 and University) and law enforcement to identify what is being said in the online social communities to potentially avoid outcomes such as cyberbullying, crime and harm to individuals & others.

Link (Kickstarter)

… what the hell is this? And why?

Fonhandle is inspired by hafting, the act of attaching artifacts to a handle which turns them into useful objects. Humans have used this method throughout history to turn rock, metal and bone into axes and hammers, then later on – simple lenses into magnifying glasses, and then – rubber nets into fly swatters. Now it is time to do the same with the most useful object of all – the smartphone.

Fonhandle enhances your mobile experience. It opens a world of new photographic and videographic opportunities, better ergonomics, easier web browsing and other uses that have yet been discovered.

Better ergonomics and easier web browsing? Uh….

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NXDOS is a open source dos operating system, It is mostly complete except it needs a working FAT file system and test/debugging.

NXDOS is a opensource embedded X86 DOS operating system. Need funds for development tools.

Why would anyone want to write yet another DOS based OS, for x86 when there are plenty of free alternatives available? You could even use a slimmed down version of Linux with DOSBox.

Link (Kickstarter)

We want to build disaster resistant housing. $2,700 will make it happen. These houses can be built in 3 hours.

And that’s all the description they are willing to give.

Judging by the video, it’s more like a igloo than a house, and I don’t see how those flat windows and glass door can be very disaster resistant.

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We are very dedicated to changing the world for a better purpose. With Global Warming and People getting sick from the bad air its time we made something happen. My father is the brains and i am the drive. He recently fought and as of now beat Colon Cancer so its wonderful news! yet it put us financially behind. Time is of Value as well as Money for this to come alive and start making a difference. We need $30,000.00 to get back on track! Details will be discussed if you are interested in making a change. we have every intention to move forward.

Yours truly,

David kaplar & Whitney Kaplar

Either he fought against some guy called Colon Cancer (weird name), or these people Randomly capitalize Words To make The sentences Seem interesting.

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