This guy wants us to pay him to bother birds.
I’m going to spread cracker crumbs all over the beach, wait till a lot of birds show up, then film running through them in a speedo.
I will lure several birds along the sands of Newport Beach, then proceed to run through them in a speedo.
I’d like to travel to multiple places with lots and lots of birds. Local or far, and proceed to run through them, whilst recording an artful film, “Running Through Birds.”
I’m willing run through birds anywhere, in a speedo. If you fund the way, you pick the place.