Category: Brilliance from kickstarter

These guys want almost $4 million to build a dinosaur exhibit made out of toilet paper and craft fabrics.

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DAM create synergies between designers, artisans and industry, developing furniture and accessories that tell stories about culture.

Minus a zillion points for use of the word “synergies”.

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tremendous idea if all the proceeds went to poor artists or cancer research or Autism or something. Instead it goes to the pockets of artists who have the entire world at their ear. Music and visual art are art. Art should be shared with the world. Especially to poor people and the culturally disadvantaged. I don’t see how this project isn’t mutually inclusive to denying that this work is art and should therefore be destroyed.

And therefore he wants to pay $6m to Wu-Tang.

Logic probably wasn’t this guys strongest suit.

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This guy’s name is The Extreme Modder. One would think if they were truly an extreme modder they would know how to jailbreak a ps3 and wouldn’t need to purchase one from some guy on craigslist or whatever.

Godspeed, kid.

Not only that, he has set a “flexible funding” campaign, so he will get any funds no matter what, and he still has the nerve to say “no rewards unless fully funded”.

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… and thought, I want to make one of those:

Catlateral Damage is a first-person destructive cat simulator where you play as a cat on a rampage, knocking as much of your owner’s stuff onto the ground as possible. It’s a highly original, experimental concept that was born out of a game jam last year. Oh, and it’s based on a real-life mischievous cat!

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Im in the process of creating a biohazard suit that can be worn like an extra layer, unlike these bulky units that are currently in use

Hi guys and gals, my project to create a bio-hazard suit that everyone can wear, is in effect underway as we speak. im only halfway there but i have some great people from the University of Western Australia helping me out. a normal bio-hazard suit is as you probably know, bulky, heavy, and tears easily. im attempting to use a completely different material to prevent rips and tears, make it easier to wear and safer for everyone that uses it. people that would be using this are for example: Firefighters, HAZMAT teams, nuclear physicists, Nuclear Powerplant workers ect.

It’s a “good” sign that the kickstarter is heavy on the promises and light on the explanations.

… I don’t really see the parody. I see someone using the GoT likeness to sell t-shirts, though.

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“The Superduck – the beach cape for grown-ups!”

Superdik (Super-awesome in Dutch slang) is determined to spread happiness through clothing. We’ve been creating engaging, playful and high-quality sweaters, beanies and bags since 2010. They are ready-to-wear pieces of art that serve as ideal conversation & experience starters.

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Judging by the clip on her kickstarter, I would say “don’t quit your day job”.

Arizona “comedian” wants you to pay for her to go to San Francisco to audition for a reality TV show. The 45 second snippet of her act has Michael J. Fox Parkinson’s jokes, abortion jokes, “is Pokemon a STD” jokes and a “joke” that’s literally “I want to adopt a Native American child and name him Redbox.”

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In return, you can watch him play.

Edit: I went to this guys profile on twitch and he has 1 follower. His most popular youtube video has 24 views. Where does he think $1000 (in USD) is going to come from. His profile says he’s 13. How did he even get an Amazon Payments account. Get your kids off the damn internet

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