Like PSY but “better”

“PSY was Korean. I’m Korean. He was fat. I’m fat. He could sing. I can sing. I will therefore become famous.” seems to be the reasoning.

I will provide the world (you) with the CRAZIEST, ILLEST, REALEST, AMAZING, OUT OF THE ORDINARY, TIGHT, SKILLED, LYRICAL MIRACLE, crazy stuff for you to hear in this millennium. You will NEVER find a guy like me in the music business so give me a shot.

The songs you are about to hear are kind of old, and it’s not alike with the newest trends, but my ability and talent to adhere to the industry now will allow me to make the latest and greatest music. So give me a shot. Mind you the songs you are about to hear about 5 years old. So now I must be REALLY AMAZING.

Link (Kickstarter)

Supreme Court: Want to Search a Cellphone? “Get a Warrant.”

Something seems very wrong here, because the report is that the Supreme Court has unanimously held in Riley v. California that the police need to get a warrant before rummaging through the cellphone of someone they’ve arrested.

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The opinion, apparently written by someone posing as Justice Roberts, is quite broad and there’s no reason it shouldn’t apply to laptop computers, for example.

Link (Lowering the bar)

Supreme Court Uses The Bizarre ‘Looks Like A Cable Duck’ Test To Outlaw Aereo

The majority decision, written by Stephen Breyer, really just keeps going back to the fact that Aereo looks just like what those cable companies used to do… and therefore, given that Congress changed the law to outlaw that, Congress must have meant that Aereo should be illegal as well. The majority seems to view things as a black box, ignoring everything in the box. It just says “well, to end users and to networks, this is identical to the old cable systems.” As for the very careful steps that Aereo took to comply with the law? The majority just brushes that off as meaningless.

This is what happens when technically illiterate people are set to rule over technical matters.

Link (Techdirt)

Court Says The Process For Getting Off The No Fly List Is Unconstitutional

However, in a very big ruling today, a district court judge in Oregon has basically found the process of getting off the No Fly List unconstitutional. According to the ACLU, who handled the case on behalf of 13 Americans who were on the list:

The judge ordered the government to create a new process that remedies these shortcomings, calling the current process “wholly ineffective” and a violation of the Fifth Amendment’s guarantee of due process. The ruling also granted a key request in the lawsuit, ordering the government to tell the ACLU’s clients why they are on the No Fly List and give them the opportunity to challenge their inclusion on the list before the judge.

Link (Techdirt)

Keith Alexander tries to sell advice for $1m/month

Bruce Schneier writes:

[Ex-CIA Director Keith] Alexander offered to provide advice to Sifma for $1 million a month, according to two people briefed on the talks. The asking price later dropped to $600,000, the people said, speaking on condition of anonymity because the negotiation was private.

The only way I can see this deal actually benefiting Sifma is if Keith Alexander is selling information gained while working at the CIA, some of it which may be classified.

 

Sigh….

and we have another one who wants us to pay for his gaming computer.

I want to build a gaming PC for my Youtube channel Sullypai Gaming. As of now I’m playing games off of my laptop which cannot be unplugged so I can’t really move places and I can’t play the games my community wants me to play. I would love to play every game for my channel and build an awesome community around this new channel.

I’m sure you would.

Link (Kickstarter)

Yet another one…

… who wants people to just give him money for a new computer because reasons.

I am passionate about computers, gaming, YouTube, Photoshop, and more. Unfortunately I don’t have a computer that supports the software I need to continue to learn and grow. With your support and donation, I will buy a new computer, software, and other items needed to help me continue learning graphic arts, computer programming, and ultimately entertaining others with my digital creations!

How about: no.

Link (Kickstarter)

The US is now officially paying cash for TAFTA/TTIP propaganda

The key negotiators have long been complaining about “misinformation” being spread about this and other agreements — but it often appears that the misinformation is actually coming directly from the negotiators themselves. Besides, it’s pretty rich to complain about misinformation on a deal that you’re negotiating in secret. Want to end much of that supposed “misinformation”? Here’s a simple suggestion: open up, show some transparency and release the negotiating positions you’re taking, or even draft documents of the agreement to allow the public to comment.

But instead of transparency, it appears that the US State Department has settled on another option: paying for propaganda.

No joke, the US Embassy in Berlin has apparently been tweeting out offers to give out between $5,000 and $20,000 to organizations willing to produce pro-TAFTA/TTIP propaganda. The document doesn’t ask for proposals for unbiased analysis on the impact of any potential agreement, instead it starts out by simply declaring:

T-TIP will be a fair deal for Europeans and Americans that will build on an already existing strong friendship.

Now that’s an interesting claim, given that there is no agreement yet, and what’s been negotiated so far is (and will remain) entirely secret. So, uh, how does anyone know if it will be “a fair deal.” Wouldn’t it be more reasonable and, dare I say, objective, to ask for an analysis of what kinds of things might be useful in an agreement, and what kinds of things might cause harm? Or, better yet, how about a study on the pros and cons of certain proposals, so as to better weigh the benefits and dangers? Instead, the State Department just insists that this secretive, and nowhere near concluded, agreement will definitely be fair… and is offering cold hard cash to anyone who will cook up some argument for why that must be.

Link (Techdirt)