“Driving Drunk Woo!” – Don’t do that

Florida Man, I have a wife for you.

While she was driving drunk, on the way to an intersection where she would ultimately crash into a car and kill her passenger, a Florida Woman texted to her ex-boyfriend “Driving drunk woo!”

I don’t do criminal law, so take this advice for what it is worth — but, if you are going to drive drunk, don’t also text “driving drunk woo” from your phone while doing it. Or don’t drive drunk. Or just don’t be fucking stupid.

But that’s a lot to ask, I know.

Link (The Legal Satyricon)

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